"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

Gays in the Military? Who really gives a fuck! Gay people have every right to fight for our country as anyone else does. This argument reminds me of what comedian Dennis Miller said about gay marriage. He said, "Gay people have every right to be just and miserable as the rest of us straight married people."

I asked my white, 65 year old father and fellow veteran, what he thought of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Keep in mind that he was in the military in the late 60's, a pretty hot time for civil rights. He said, "It sounds like the same bullshit when they did not want blacks in the military. They actually thought that they would contaminate the service and hurt the other soldiers."

I couldn't have put it better. What is the big fucking deal here? Is the military actually scared that the gays will turn the straight soldiers gay? That is just butt ass stupid. You would think that the military would have better things to do than make an issue out of something so fucking dumb. Let me name a few... Finding that fuck stain Bin Laden, getting the fuck out of the middle east, saving money, figuring out a way to get veterans kick ass medical benefits. Oh yeah, and maybe we could pay these Gays, Men, Women, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians etc... a little more that your average Wall-Mart employee.

I mean they only put their lives on the line everyday so that you can drive your Hummer to Best Buy to get the new Xbox. Then make a quick stop by Bed, Bath and Beyond in order to pick up the newest tampon holder. And you can't forget a quick stop at McDonald's to pick a huge sack of shit sandwiches.

So to all of you out there who are against gays in the military. Thanks for Keeping It Shitty and Go fuck yourself!


Sincerely,

Captain Shitty

Republicans fuck the poor and reward the rich

You slimy fuck bastards!

For those of you who don't know, the House today passed tax cuts for people who make 250,000.00 or less. They also passed a 3% tax raise for people that make more than 250,000.00. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said and I quote

"Republicans would block its passage in his chamber because it would amount to a tax increase for high earners.
“It’s not going to go anywhere” in the Senate, McConnell told reporters.

What a fuck. How on earth can this guy get away with saying something like that. If you think that is fucked check out what wonder boy, soon to be Speaker of the House, John Boehner said, he called the tax vote “chicken crap” during a press conference. “We’re 23 months from the next election and the political games have already started,” They sure have, the Republicans are out to fuck the poor. These assholes are self-serving rich fucks looking to protect their piece of the pie. They are like the kid on the playground that won't share the cool new toy.

Dear Democrats - grow a pair! You should have your foot all the way up the Republicans asses. As my man BIll Maher would say on his HBO series "Real Time with Bill Maher". President Obama you need to act a little more like George W. Bush. Get up in front of the country and say, "this is the way we are going to do it, if you don't like it, go fuck yourself!" Where is your voice? Are you going to continue to let the big bully on the playground push you around?

Oh yeah the Republicans also voted down the extension of unemployment benefits, again, three weeks before Christmas.

Fuck the poor and reward the rich.

Keeping it Shitty once again...Republicans!

Captain Shitty