Charlie Sheen - Asshole or Not?

ASSHOLE! Yep that's right. Charlie Sheen is a fucking asshole and we all know it. But then again, so am I and so are most of my friends. Here's what I think...

Charlie Sheen got pissed off at the creator, Chuck Lorre, of his stupid show. I think the show is called, "Two and a Half Men." Really gay title, I wonder if the creator may be hiding something? It's fucking Hollyweird, of course he is hiding something. I know that if I shook this Chuck Lorre guy, a shiton of bones would fly out of his ass. Anyway, back to my point. Sheen got pissed and spoke out, in public.

Dear Charlie Sheen,

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie what the fuck were you thinking? I know that you consider yourself a rock star. I know that you love drugs, alcohol and hooker's. So do I, who wouldn't, those are 3 of the best things on the planet and you have the money to really do it right. But you know Hollywood better that anyone. Fuck! You were born into it. You should have known that they were out to fuck you in the ass. These hollywood bastards were looking to take you down and they may just have done it. They are trying to group you in with Mel Gibson, by saying that you are anti-symetic. That is the kind of shit that will ruin you and the fucked up thing is...they don't even have to prove it. Once you lose the public. Your a goner and you know it.

So get the hundred dollar bill out of your nose. Put the shot of whiskey down. Pull your dick out of what is probably the best looking hooker I'll NEVER have and get your career back! Don't get your career back for yourself, or your fans. Get it back for the fucking money!

Good luck, my fellow asshole.

Sincerely,

Captain Shitty