Primetime Television

Today I want to talk about a couple of great big huge hunks of shit that CBS and ABC have put on television.

First up: Mad Love (CBS) - It's about two couples living in New York City who fall in love. Gee whiz kids that story has never been told before... This show sucks. I've been to New York City and it's a pretty kick ass town. I could have filmed this sitcom in my parents basement. With a budget of the balance in my checking account ($17.68). This show is an insult not only to the city of NYC but to the people who live there. The jokes are not funny, I mean like worse that Jay Leno not funny and Jay Leno is the unfunniest guy on the planet. CBS usually puts out pretty good stuff, however in this case all they put out is a huge hunk of shit!

Second up: Mr. Sunshine (ABC) - It's about a guy who runs a Staples Center like venue and guess what? Wackeness insues. This show stars and was created by Matthew Perry. Yep, Chandler from Friends. And believe me it seems like Chandler did make this hunk of shit. This is probably the most NOT FUNNY show that has ever been created. I would rather sit in a corner and stare at a white wall than watch this shit. Matthew Perry should take a clue from Matt LeBlanc, that's right, Joey from fucking Friends and star in a show like Episodes. Now that show is funny, original, clever and fun. "How you doing...Matt". Matt is currently taking a huge shit at ABC. ABC should just take this show and shove it straight up the guys ass who green lit this hunk of fuck!

Sincerely,


Captain Shitty